"Happy" Index

December Index

My goldfish, Maude, had test tube babies
She had'em by the gross, she had 'em by the school.
Maude was a Pisces in the age of Aquarium
Her vasectomized husband was a fool.

     "Goldfish," DigTrad filename[ GOLDMAUD
     (We haven't a clue what this means.)

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